Lost

I almost never watched "Lost" when it was actually on TV, but it's near the top of the list of things that I've been turned on to since finding love. It's up there along with trashy romance novels and pop-culture vampires (of the trashy-south vampire variety, not the teeny-bopper sparkly variety). Not quite sure what all this says about me, but I've never really cared what my likes and dislikes say about me in the past, and I don't plan to start now.

So. Lost. I'm working my way through the DVDs of past seasons, and am most of the way through Season 2. I like the show, especially the fact that nobody on the island seems normal in any way, shape, or form. True to real life, everybody has their back-story, secrets, hang-ups, and damage. I like that. I also like that the character flaws are consistent from one season to the next. Jack's inability to decide whether or not he's really in charge (or whether he wants to be). Sawyer's inability to decide if he wants to be loved or hated. Kate's inability to decide whether she loves or hates Sawyer. And Locke... ... ... Yeah. Locke.

But I've got to say that I wish I could meet the character, Michael, just so I could punch that motherfucker in the throat. And I felt that way even before "Henry" escaped from the hatch. Seriously, how is it that Michael manages to do exactly the wrong thing at every turn, mostly fuck up the wrong thing he decides to do, blame everyone else for what's going on, and still sound sanctimonious? Oh and that whiny half-yell of his when he gets excited.

Punch. In. The. Throat.

I really don't know how his story is going to end, but unless he and Sayid have a little sit-down involving pliers and sharp instruments, it's not going to be nearly what he deserves. Although I do draw some content from that conversation he had with Echo about the young boy who was afraid the slain dog would be waiting from him in the afterlife. The implications of that were cool, as were Michael's dry heaves after the discussion ended. Made me smile.

Mike, here's to hoping Ana Lucia really is waiting for you to arrive.